| What do you have in December that you don't have in any
other month? |
| The letter "D". |
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| What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs? |
| Anything you want. He can't hear you! |
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| What do reindeer have that no other animals on earth have? |
| Baby reindeer. |
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| What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? |
| Lost. |
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| What kind of pine has the sharpest needles? |
| A porcupine. |
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| Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very
posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up? |
| Santa of course, because the other two don't exist! |
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| What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator? |
| I don't know, but don't try to fix its bow tie! |
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| How does Mickey Mouse get around during the winter? |
| Mice skates. |
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| Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? |
| In a snow bank. |
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| What
happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball
of yarn? |
| She
had mittens. |
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| What is Santa's favorite breakfast cereal? |
| Frosted Flakes. |
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| What is Frosty's favorite breakfast cereal? |
| Snow Flakes. |
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| How does Santa Claus take pictures? |
| With a North Pole-aroid camera. |
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| What is red and white and goes up and down and up and down? |
| Santa Claus stuck in an elevator. |
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| Why is Santa a good race car driver? |
| Because he's always in the pole position. |
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| Who carries all of Santa's books? |
| His books elf. (book shelf) |
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| What do you call a polar bear that steals icebergs from other polar bears? |
| An ice-burglar. |
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| How do you know if there is a reindeer in your refrigerator? |
| The
hoof prints in the butter! |
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| Why does Santa Claus have three gardens? |
| So he can Ho-Ho-Ho. |
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| What's red and white and red and white and red and white? |
| Santa Claus rolling down a hill. |
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| What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick? |
| A chill pill. |
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| What do you call a cow in Alaska? |
| An Eski-moo. |
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| What will happen if Christmas, Father's Day and birthdays did not exist? |
|
Then aftershave too, would not exist! |
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